Is it me, or does the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes have a wild new glow about it? Must be all that fallout from decades of H-bomb testing. Now an irradiated New Mexico mining community competes with a brokedown camper of freshly scrubbed gun nuts to be crowned the definitive all-American nuclear family. Will hopes, prayers and baseball bats spare the normies from joining the dinner table spread? Or do new mutants Big Brain and Cyst give the cannibals the advantage? Survey Says this family feud is yours when you Donate for Silver Level.
October 9, 2020